I Don't Run From Ghosts

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The dead don't scare me. Being a responsible adult does.

Creepy basements? No problem. Mysterious footsteps? Bring 'em on. A shadowy figure standing at the foot of my bed? Whatever.

But bills, deadlines, laundry, and a Monday morning alarm? Now that's some truly terrifying shit.

For anyone who'd rather spend the night in a haunted house than face another day of adulting, this shirt says it all.

Because ghosts might haunt you for a night, but responsibilities will haunt you for the rest of your life.

Sturges Paranormal — Fear the living. Ignore the laundry.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
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The dead don't scare me. Being a responsible adult does.

Creepy basements? No problem. Mysterious footsteps? Bring 'em on. A shadowy figure standing at the foot of my bed? Whatever.

But bills, deadlines, laundry, and a Monday morning alarm? Now that's some truly terrifying shit.

For anyone who'd rather spend the night in a haunted house than face another day of adulting, this shirt says it all.

Because ghosts might haunt you for a night, but responsibilities will haunt you for the rest of your life.

Sturges Paranormal — Fear the living. Ignore the laundry.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.