Even the Dead Need a Cold One - Beer Koozie

Let's face it. Being dead is thirsty work.

Whether you're raising hell, raising spirits, or just trying to get a little stiff, this delightfully inappropriate Sturges Paranormal beer koozie keeps your brew cold enough to wake the dead.

Perfect for haunted happy hours, cemetery tailgates, and drinking buddies who haven't had a pulse in decades.

Because rigor mortis shouldn't be the only thing keeping it stiff.

Sturges Paranormal — Good Spirits. Questionable Decisions.
• Made from neoprene
• Waterproof
• Dual-size customization
• Ribbed seams
• Regular 5″ × 4″ (12 × 10 cm), or slim 6.5″ × 3.2″ (17 × 8 cm)
• Spot clean as needed
• Blank product sourced from China and printed in the US

This product is made on demand. No minimums.